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When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
thiS IS NOT HOW YOU USE A TIME MACHINE
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Ah, those were the days.
Is every team going to introduce pseudo-Racing Sausage versions of their all-time greats? Will it all culminate in the world’s largest mascot-related race at the season’s end, one that will go down as the defining moment of our generation? We’ll just have to wait and see.
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Yes. This needs to happen.
My money’s on Pudge. Baines always had bum knees.
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this isn't happiness.: Never trust a cop in a raincoat. Beware of enthusiasm and of love,...
- Never trust a cop in a raincoat.
- Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway.
- If asked if you care about the world’s problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
- Never give your real name.
- If ever asked to look at yourself,…
(Source: kateoplis)
This is a story I wrote and drew for the Image anthology “This is a Souvenir” back in 2008.
It took the same approach that their earlier books based on Tori Amos and Belle & Sebastian songs did, except this time we were influenced by an obscure UK band from the 90’s called Spearmint. I was asked to contribute, but I didn’t know ANYTHING about the band.
After listening to a few tracks I discovered one song, “This is a Souvenir” (which also happened to be the name of the collection) was about their love of the band Pavement, which is my favorite band. I adapted the song, which is about things that trigger memory, and tailored it to my own experiences. Some of this story actually happened, some of it is made up.
The book didn’t do that well, I don’t think, and last month I discovered that all my original files were missing from my hard drive. But then I found proofs that my girlfriend at the time had made for me, so I just spent the last couple hours scanning and cleaning them up. So here they are!
(I would also like to mention that I did use the artwork from the original Pavement 7” - credit goes to guitarist Scott “Spiral Stairs” Kannberg.)
Have Yachts makes me want to be elite.
Colin Quinn (not that one) is a funny, funny ginger.
And when he’s not working, he’s coming up with fabtrapulous concepts like Have Yachts.
Check it out, won’t you?
Have to add that to the “List of Things I Should’ve Thought Of Rather Than Playing a Season as the Memphis Grizzlies on NBA 2K13.”
On last night’s Daily Show, Jon Stewart covered Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and Donald Trump’s speeches at CPAC 2013.
Click here to watch.
“Zero Peep Thirty.”
The Washington Post’s 7th Annual Peeps Diorama Contest is here.
